I've decided the next big thing will be Boomer-style political cartoons but about programming, so I'm gonna get in on the ground floor of this terrible trend.

I've added a simple placeholder landscape, but I should probably add some invisible walls so you can't escape into the pastel void.

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This is not a "Renaissance cat"; this is a 1972 painting by the Colombian artist Fernando Botero titled 'Still Life With Green Soup'.

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I know this is a lost fight, but I am bothered by the frankly massive number of memes which label Fernando Botero's paintings of cats as "Renaissance cats". Botero isn't even dead!

Dream last night: I pulled out a literal shoebox of unfinished tabletop game ideas, one of which was a game about being a career ballet dancer.

Usually, when people tell me I look like a celebrity, they tell me I look like Paul Giamatti, but I also once got asked by a bartender if I was Guillermo del Toro. So, uh, there's that.

A friend of mine recently finished Dune and asked if I had any hot takes about Dune. My responses were:
1. Paul is the villain, but only the later (and largely worse) books make this explicit.
2. The Butlerian Jihad is a good idea.

…I guess I got at least one project "done"—the self-hosted Pinboard alternative—and there are a few more I can push over the edge soon (finishing a novel, printing chapbooks of my surrealist stories, finishing a little Blades in the Dark hack) but my goal was more about learning to schedule better than just having completed stuff.

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My New Year's Resolution this year was to complete (for some value of "complete") a project a month.

I know there are mitigating factors here—you know, *gestures at everything*—so I'm not blaming myself, but I sure did flub this one bad.

My plan now is to film my fanfic of The Apple and release it with my new production company, Non-Cannon Films.

…last night I dreamed that the band Modest Mouse released a widely celebrated video game—an atmospheric, surrealist walking simulator with light puzzle elements—that was an allegorical retelling of a band member's reuniting with his estranged wife.

I know basically nothing about Modest Mouse or its members. I have no idea where this came from. What the hell, brain.

Word formulations like 'herstory' are examples of portwomanteaus.

Sometimes two unlike flavors go together surprisingly well, like fortified wine and steam buns. Sometimes unlike words go together well, too. That's why when you combine two unlike words you get a Port-Mantou.

If I were to write some cross-stitch design software, I would call it Thyme, and I would price it to be almost $10 less than competing software. That way, a stitch in Thyme would save $9.

Anyway, No Man's Sky is still very lovely and it has been nice to spend some calm refreshing times in space.

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Last night I was playing some No Man's Sky with some friends, one of whom had rushed to build a house in a storm and ended up with an awful mess of a building. We all gathered to make fun of it, then posed on top of it, then contributed to making it Worse.

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