Riding a bike over dry, crunchy leaves. Boost if you agree

Do you seriously think I would announce the boys' return to town if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? They got back 35 minutes ago.

The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.

Old Macdonald had a theremin
everywhere a min min

its been a terrible year so i think we should extend Halloween season to November 30th to boost morale

domme is easy 

whats the difference between democracy where one person dying is the only thing that prevents your human rights from being torched and a feudal society where the duke of slobovia dies and is replaced by his shithead son

What kind of tea pairs best with MREs? 

Eating cherry tomatoes from the basket while you stand in the kitchen and stare into your cabinets trying to figure out what you a) want to eat and b) can be arsed to fix absolutely counts as a salad course.

I'll say it again: LGBT stands for Let's Go Bike Touring

i saw someone in the grocery store with a shirt that said "pansexual pirates like all kinds of booty" who here did i see? show yourself coward


i personally don't believe in astrology.

or astronomy.

but hey believing in Jupiter and looking at it in the night sky ain't never hurt nobody, i suppose. if you're into that sort of thing.

I wrote an article about the history of the HTTP status code and what I think it tells us about designing specifications and APIs:


If you liked my @365-rfcs project, this is a direct outgrowth of that work.

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